Friday, December 18, 2009




well another year has come and gone!!We are taking two weeks off!So we can do it all over again!May this new year bring exiting thing for you!heath wealth and work!thank you for listening to us every morning!!!Be safe take care we look froward to make you laugh in 2010!!! thanks ceasar!!

Sunday, November 29, 2009

Well as you know!!I'm on thanksgiving vacation!I'm in St paul Minnesota visiting my sister!!I love to visit !But the thing that sucks is that i always freeze my butt!!

This place is so freaking cold that i cant even describe!!they walk out on the streets with windbreakers!!I tryed being a tuff man and do the same!! Well this tuff man had his nuts frozen in two seconds!!

The wind chill was in the upper 20s!!!What the hell was i thinking!! the moral to the story is!! If you come to Minnesota bring worm clothes!!

Because you will freeze your ass!!!!

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

OK the holidays are here!Another year has come and gone!This depresses me a little because we can never seam to get the family together for anything!!

We carry a family cures!For example my mom doesn't talk to my sister!I don't talk to my brother because of a problem we had!My sister doesn't talk to my brother or mother because of there ugly ways!!!

So see that's why we cant spend the holidays together!!!Think of it i don't want to hear yapping!!So me and my son will visit my sis for Thanksgiving!!!

Tuesday, November 3, 2009




today I'm felling ill!Everybody that i know had a cold!! Now i have a cold and i feel like crap!!I need rest and lots of fluids!!!!I'm calling in sick tomorrow!!Not because ill get lectured by Mr Mike Martinez!!!Oh well the show must go on!!!

Monday, October 26, 2009

I FINALLY MEET A WOMAN! WHO LOOKED LIKE WHAT SHE WANTED IN LIFE!SHE HAD BEEN MARRIED BEFORE!HER KIDS ARE OUT OF THE HOUSE!I THOUGHT SHE WANTED TO HAVE FUN!WELL WHAT A LIE SHE TURENED OUT TO BE A WEIRDO! WE WENT TO CLUB 101 ON SATURDAY HOPPING WE COULD HAVE SOME FUN BUT NO I WASN'T TO BE MY NIGHT!!AFTER DANCING 3 SONGS SHE STARTED TEXING !all I REMEMBER IS HER TELLING ME I GOT TO GO AND OFF SHE WENT!Left ME ON THE DANCE FLOOR ALONE!No EXPLANATION WHY!DID I SMELL BAD?DID I CUT WIN?WAS THE BEER HOT!!NO NOTHING JUST A STUPID TEX LATTER THAT SAID I'M NOT INTERESTED!!!WELL GUESS WHAT ! i DON'T CARE!!

Wednesday, September 30, 2009







Sorry i haven't posted any updates in a while but my mind has been i don't know where!!I don't want to bore you with the same stuff!you all deserve to hear about new stuff happening in my life!well the truth is that.Nothing is happening in my life all i think is that I'm becoming a drunk!On the weekends i hang with friends but it doesn't fell the same anymore!it becoming a habit It needs to stop!!!Ill keep you inform in the mean time thanks for reading my crapy blog!!!

Tuesday, September 1, 2009




OK last week the lotto was an estimated 335 million!!So i did what any broke person would do0!Go and buy 5 dollars worth of lotto tickets!I thought i was picking great numbers all in a row!!! I started dreaming of the great investments i was going to do!! All the great things i was going to buy!!super cars i was going to drive!!Specially all the hot women that were going to worship me!!! yes the new millionaire in town!!!Well the day came and went !!Nine o'clock came and the drawing began!!!well the next day i go and check the numbers to see if i could collect my winnings!!i check my tickets on that stupid Little machine they have in every convenient store!!!It accept my ticket!!!!It tells me please wait!By now i was screaming drinks on the house it clicked and tells me see the cashier cause you are a winner!!!!Aha I'm a millionaire!!!! I asked the clerk! hey man tell me when do i get my royalties!!He look at me and tells me your going to get them right now!!! Right now!!!!What this store doesn't have millions!!! i don't want big gulps or potatoes chips!!! I want cash!!! make it small bills!!!!OK ill give you small bills!!! So he gives me seven one dollar bills!!! i look at him and ask!Hey where are my millions????He replys sorry dude you only got 4 numbers right!1 so you get seven dollars!!!Well better than nothing ha?Next time i know i will win the big prize!!!!